In My Past Life

i once was a unicorn in my past life. i have now been reincarnated into a human and the change in quite unbelievable. I must say that I enjoy being a human a little bit more than I did being a unicorn. Maybe next I'll be reincarnated into a majestic eagle, then I'll be able to fly with my eagle brethren and we can live happily and freely til death do us part and we get reincarnated. But I never know what I'll be reincarnated into so its always fun guessing or imagining. on one of my unicorn adventures i encountered a candy mountain where i was beaten by little candy canes and they stole my kidney. it was quite interesting. All my unicorn buddies were killed in the battle of yoloswag in the year 420 BC. Estaba triste. Yo hablo espanol y ingles. I just love life, and wasting your time. this thing is so stupid. oh my gosh like how long is 250 words? i swear ive typed a book or something right now, this is crazy. Yo quiero montar a unicornio, pero no tengo un unicornio. si lo tengo, yo lo montaria. Estaria contento. i really hate this website now. I want a kayak so bad but theyre so dang expensive, ew.