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The Essence Case

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In my studies, I have found that I have been able to bull shit my way through college. How? You may be asking yourself why I am writing this. It is just to show that anyone can go to college and get a degree. No need to be smart or to do any actual work. You can just be a social loafer that gets around and does absolutely nothing. This essay will explain the 3 main things you can do to get around college and graduate with a bachelor's degree with little to no work needing to be done.

1. C's Get Degrees.

If I had a nickel everyone in school has said this, well, I wouldn't be rich, but I would have a lot of nickels. Most universities allow people to just get by with C's. There will be some classes where B- will be the absolute minimum that you can have to pass the course, but this will take up maybe 15% of your total classes. C's are usually achieved through mediocre work and doing OK on your tests. No need to put in a lot of hours studying. Don't be the idiot that pulls an all nighter, they usually get about 10 or 15 points more than you do. So in the end, its really not even worth it.

2. Be a social loafer

If there was one thing that really pissed me off in college, it was the social loafers. They got around doing little to nothing and still got a minimum C in the class. And their motto was C's get degrees. They lived by it and graduated with them.

3. Find a "tutor"

There's always an awkward nerd or geek willing to help you so long as you give them the time of day. Find the nerd or geek that seems the most desperate and most smartest and ask them for help. This can save you hours of studying and they will be more than happy to show you short cuts in dum shit like math. Don't waste time trying to figure it out yourself. Ask a nerd.

In the end, being the smartest and brightest student in college will get you no where. Employers don't look at which classes you did well in and they most certainly wont ask the group you worked with if you pulled your weight. Getting that bachelors degree will help you get a better job or help you move up in your company and its not like you do any work there. So not doing any work in college should come naturally to you.

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