Speak Essay

Year One script

Scene 1

Alfred: Are you serious about all this? This is insane. I mean do you have any idea what you are getting yourself in to?

Bruce: Of course I do Alfred and I’m very much prepared for what is about to happen.

Alfred: This is complete madness.

Bruce: (slightly laugh) I am very much aware of this. Listen Alfred the last thing I need from you right now is you trying to stop me.

Alfred: (stand up in front of him) If your father was alive…..

Bruce: (stand up and yell the line in his face) do not mention my father to me right now!

Alfred: (say line angrily) Very well then.

Scene 2

Jack: I got your delivery Mr. Falcone.

Alberto: (turn around with a menacing grin) Please Mr. Napier call me Alberto. Mr. Falcone is my father.

Jack: (hand over the package)

Alberto: (open package) what the flying fuck is this shit!?

Jack: (act nervously) It’s the meth ain’t it.

Alberto: (look at him furiously) you are a fucking joke my friend. Who the fuck did you get this from!?

Jack: (gulp) Sionis…..

Alberto: You took the wrong fucking package asshole. This is marijuana not fucking meth.

Jack: uh…uh…uh

Alberto: (say the line insanely) Now what did I say?!

Jack: (gulp again) you said to take the box on the right.

Alberto: (yell the line like if you were frustrated at him) YOU FUCKIN MORON, I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THE BOX ON THE LEFT!!

Jack: But…but…but…

Alberto: I’m going to shoot you in the butt if you don’t get the FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.

Jack: I’m sorry (run out)

Alberto: Damn I did tell him to take the box on the right. Oh well.

Scene 3

Two men in animal masks are mugging a guy and is confronted by Bruce

(Voice over by Bruce)

Bruce: The animal gang runs downtown Gotham. They send out assassins to kill people who try to save this city such as, politicians and people like me.  It’s easy find a member or assassin in downtown. Such as these two members that I came across.

(voice over ends)

 Bruce: (walk down the street with a tough look. Approach two men and scream out line.) Hey assholes!

Horse: What did you just call us? (Approach Bruce)

Bird: Yeah the hell what did just call us? (Approach Bruce)

Bruce: You heard me assholes.

(Everyone starts fighting)

Bruce: Damn, that shit was easy.

Scene 4

Alberto: (talk to Napier while looking out window) Napier!!!

Jack: Yes sir.

Alberto: what happened to my meeting with the hotline Gotham fellas?

Jack: You didn’t hear.

Alberto: What happened?

Jack: They are in jail because of the vigilante.

Alberto: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!! Jack who is this vigilante fuck-head?

Jack: The news calls him the Batman.

Alberto: What the fuck, Why?

Jack: that’s the same shit I said. The television says he wears a bat symbol on his chest. He also took down some major drug empires by himself.

Alberto: Alright, I’m going to make phone calls and then there will be no more Batman after tonight.

Jack: What do you want me to do in the meantime?

Alberto: Get me some ice cream.

Jack: No problem but, when am I going to do some serious stuff?

Alberto: Next week I want you to work a heist that my family has been planning on the ace chemical plant. This will mean promotion and make up for the terrible jokes at the Iceberg Casino comedy night.

Jack: Thanks man, I appreciate it.

Alberto: Now get me some fucking ice cream.